Out of the Mouths of Babes

Some funnies out of Olivia's mouth the last 24 hours:

After about the 10th time getting out of bed (so untypical for her!!), she says: Mom, I have a problem.
Me: (stern voice) Ok, what is your problem?
silence......

Mom! There's a naked boy in my room!!!

Me: Here's your choice: you can have cereal and fruit or toast and fruit for breakfast.
Olivia: No, I want cheetos.
Me: No, that's not a choice for breakfast, maybe with our lunch.
Olivia: Oh okay, I want chips then.

And now, about 30 sec. after I published this... I had to edit it to include this last conversation. Olivia is playing with her animals. She has 2 characters: Panda and Giraffe
Panda: Oh no that is so serious!
Giraffe: I know, it is!
Panda: It's so serious poopy!
Giraffe: I know under my legs!

And edited one more time! Aidan started coming over to play with animals too...much to Olivia's dismay of course!
Olivia: Aidan, NOOOOOOO!
Giraffe: (holding it up in the air, "aimed" at Aidan) I'll pee on you!!!

(after I got my giggles out I, of course, handled this situation like any good parent would)
Apparently the animals are having elimination issues this morning... :)