Why is it that when one child sleeps well, the other doesn't?
And why is it that when one child doesn't sleep well, the other doesn't either and you get up 8 times during the night?
Why do nukies have those holes in the sides? Is it to tie a strap on so the nukie stays in their mouth?
Why does coffee make you feel so GREEAAAT and then so doowwwnnn later? So you'll just keep drinking more?
Why do children get MORE energy when they are tired (and sick)? Why can't I have some of that energy when I am tired?
If I am so tired with two children and have to get up so many times, how do you people do it who have more?
Just wondering...
4 comments:
I try NOT to wonder about the sleeping ones -- or the energy ones... But I HAVE wondered about the holes in the side of nuks -- are you talking about like the "soothie" ones? Its like the hole is JUST big enough for a really dangerous string to go inside of it?! And I also wonder about having more... um....
(kids) that's why the um... I'm almost there.
YES....and who has NOT been tempted to tie that thing to your kid's face? Dave wanted to invent one that dangled from the crib mobile so that Annika could just open her mouth and find one in the middle of the night. Somehow this doesn't seem less dangerous.
As for the rest.....don't try to think too hard. It will just make you more tired, want more coffee, wonder more frustrating things, and then promise yourself to not have any more kids. And you sure wouldn't want to do that. You make such cute ones!
Your post sounds sort of like my time with Ella and Tate Schaeffer sleeping over at my house this week.
Why do you have two tea pots?
Why is this rock painted?
Why do you have 3 pillows?
Why is there pineapple on this pizza?
Why do you have a bike?
Why WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
:) On another note, here is MY question: If I am so tired with ZERO kids, then how do you people do it with TWO kids!?!?! sigh...
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