Tuesday, December 16, 2008

You know you're REALLY pregnant when...

  • Your maternity clothes don't cover your big old bump anymore!
  • You can't sleep more than 1-2 hrs. at a time without having to pee
  • You can't roll over or move any sort of position without grunting
  • You can't breathe
  • And my all time favorite...You can't utilize toilet paper after going to the bathroom without considerable strain and reeaaccchhing aroun the belly!

3 comments:

Sarah said...

I'm sorry....you're almost there! (But I know how awful it is to hear that when it feels so far away!)

The Portas said...

You're sooooo close. I remember all of the discomfort and I feel your pain. The sleeping thing always made me the most frustrated. Hang in there!

Megan Marie said...

Oh! I am a sap, but now I miss it!
Weird.