Not Me Monday (or Tuesday!)

I have been wanting to join the Not Me Monday! club for many Mondays, but I work all day and just don't have time! So here's my Not me Monday/Tuesday!

I did not bribe my child to come and eat her super nutritious breakfast of poptarts that my husband brought home from hunting just so I could join her with one.

And I certainly did not follow up the poptart with an oatmeal creme pie (another treat brought home from my husband...seriously, does he want me to get fat?).

I most certainly did not get Olivia dressed after her poptart breakfast without even though she had sticky hair from her super nutritious breakfast. That would just be wrong.

I did not spend naptime napping myself and the rest of the afternoon playing on the computer instead of cleaning my house, because it is already SUPER clean from being home ALL weekend. I especially wouldn't be ignoring the SUPER TINY pile of dishes in the kitchen.

I would NEVER tell my daughter, "I'll be right there!", when I had no intention of walking downstairs to play "Old Donald" with her because I wanted to sit on the computer instead. I especially wouldn't do this repeated times in one afternoon.

AND, I would NOT be leaving my husband at home with my little one tonight, EVEN THOUGH I haven't seen him ALL weekend, JUST so I (stress...IIIII) can go to the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK CONCERT with my good friend Mara!!!!!!!!! You got the right stuff...baby.... :)